To all those who thought you knew how to speak English:
1. Flocky: In flakes
“What deliciously flocky pastry” said his aunt
2. Sice: The number six, when on a dice
Jimmy rolled again, and, to his joy, scored a sice
3. Tony: stylish, fashionable
Cheryl still hasn´t realised that shoulder pads just aren´t tony
4. Bumbledom: Ostentatiousness, vanity
Wayne´s bumbledom was his most unappealing trait
5. Twitting: A reprimand, rebuke or reproach
Adrian received a harsh twitting for wearing an unironed shirt
6. Trig: Elegant, well-dressed, tidy
Nigel didn´t get past the first interview as he wasn´t sufficiently trig
7. Gittern: To play the zither
Mr Fanshaw went weak at the knees as he listened to Eleanor´s masterful gitterning
8. Flump: Noise caused by something being tossed to the floor
Gerald kicked off his slippers with a dull flump
9. Jib: To refuse to walk (an animal)
The camel jibbed and we were stranded out in the sandstorm
10. Sot: Inebriated
Five pints of Snakebite and Black left Gregory completely sot
And fitch? What on earth is a fitch?
Well, of course, it is a polecat, or the hair thereof:
The Gucci fitch scarf is this season´s must-have item
Saturday, 23 February 2008
The tony fitch gitterned with a flump (Part II)
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